the big night

tonight is the night that Sarah is scheduled to win the maries country fair. i just had to mention that. but i've gotta move this blog into an area other than my personal life, because personally i don't think people are gonna want to read about my pretty boring life. i don't know exactly what i'm going to write about, but i'll think of something. maybe i could include a log of all my amazing ideas? but i think if i did that i would randomly find out someone had stolen my idea and patented and screwed out of like my billion dollars. but whatever, all that's still up in the air. i've got to keep my goal in mind, making the top search for Aaron patten. okay this is getting nowhere. i have an idea actually, i need to write two sonnets, this would be an excellent opportunity to take advantage of the Internet communication superhighway. AARON PATTEN!

Stab

The blade in my hand doth hold
The match for burning my tree of life
An escape from the trials of growing old
Free vacation courtesy of the knife

Perhaps, pray tell, you wish to join
Over the stars and past the moon
Your life thrown away like a toss of the coin
Die now, or at least soon

Unicorns dance, and clowns will laugh
It's too bad they consider you trash
No one will mourn on your behalf
All because it ended with a slash

Life is pointless so don't feel contrite,
In fact it would be best to die tonight

Shoot

Please don't take too long
I don't have time to waste
Have heart! and be strong
Lest your mind be misplaced

I see the twinkle in your eye
and today's your lucky day
so yes, feel free to pry
and hear the words I have to say

I've brought you a gun!
But only a single bullet
the game we'll play will be lots of fun
Here's the trigger now just pull it

Shit that sucks, but it was real
Too bad a hole in your head can't heal