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yea i'm pretty much just posting this for no good reason. i just figured i would make a little post as sort of an update on...nothing! i haven't figured out a way to make money off this thing. and make more ppl come here. still going for #1 on google search for aaron patten!

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sgtarse

saturday, in the park

Hey, aaron patten just figured he'd shoot off a quick update while he has a second! okay so i was in the maries county parade earlier today, and today i've been with sarah at the fair, mostly at this auction thing. sarah had to take pics of the animals that were bought or sold, or won awards and stuff. my bad, i meant to say WITH. lol and there was this one big ass hog she was in a picture with that was eating this cow shit. sarah was so disgusted. wait, why am i blogging about my day again? i've been trying to get MORE interesting, posting something people might actually WANT TO READ! so my bad, ill find a better idea soon, i promise

Sarah broke my phone ill update again later!

Hello!

Thank you all my dear facebook friends who visit this page! i'm not sure how many of you will actually view this, but even if it's just one it warms my heart graciously and i sincerely thank you! i hope you enjoy it and come visit often! remember, bookmark is ctrl d! lol thanks again

-Your american friend,
Aaron Patten

p.s CONGRATULATIONS SARAH!

the big night

tonight is the night that Sarah is scheduled to win the maries country fair. i just had to mention that. but i've gotta move this blog into an area other than my personal life, because personally i don't think people are gonna want to read about my pretty boring life. i don't know exactly what i'm going to write about, but i'll think of something. maybe i could include a log of all my amazing ideas? but i think if i did that i would randomly find out someone had stolen my idea and patented and screwed out of like my billion dollars. but whatever, all that's still up in the air. i've got to keep my goal in mind, making the top search for Aaron patten. okay this is getting nowhere. i have an idea actually, i need to write two sonnets, this would be an excellent opportunity to take advantage of the Internet communication superhighway. AARON PATTEN!

Stab

The blade in my hand doth hold
The match for burning my tree of life
An escape from the trials of growing old
Free vacation courtesy of the knife

Perhaps, pray tell, you wish to join
Over the stars and past the moon
Your life thrown away like a toss of the coin
Die now, or at least soon

Unicorns dance, and clowns will laugh
It's too bad they consider you trash
No one will mourn on your behalf
All because it ended with a slash

Life is pointless so don't feel contrite,
In fact it would be best to die tonight

Shoot

Please don't take too long
I don't have time to waste
Have heart! and be strong
Lest your mind be misplaced

I see the twinkle in your eye
and today's your lucky day
so yes, feel free to pry
and hear the words I have to say

I've brought you a gun!
But only a single bullet
the game we'll play will be lots of fun
Here's the trigger now just pull it

Shit that sucks, but it was real
Too bad a hole in your head can't heal

#1

Hey this is actually sent from my cellphone, sweet.

but yea thats kind of irrelevant. i have a new goal. i would love to be the number one return on a google search for aaron patten. that would be amazing. so idk what it's gonna take to achieve that, but i'm gonna go ahead and give it a shot. wish me luck.

oh and i'll take the chance to tell everybody sarah got third in the talent show singing, and her pageant is thursday!

maries fairy thing

Aaron back on the blogging road. currently I'm at my girlfriend's house in vienna. the maries county fair is tonight and we are going! it should be fun. been working on getting the word out about my site, mostly by word of mouth. I'm still trying to find something to give me an "edge" some kind of hook that will draw thousands of visitors like magnets automatically, therefore making me that much richer, that much faster. any ideas feel free to let me know! i would love to hear what people have to say. shit if you want I'll dedicate a whole damn blog post to you. I'm just that kinda guy. but I'll go ahead and say something about my day. i finished "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" by ken kesey. the ending was sad, but it was a very good read, i enjoyed it thoroughly and would recommend to any one looking for a good book.

New Slipknot cd

Hey sgtarse back in the blogging game. this isn't so much of an update as it is a self promotion stunt. see i bought the new Slipknot CD. All Hope is Gone. and by like mentioning it in my blog, i'm seeing if maybe it sends some random traffic my way. i guess we'll see. if you haven't noticed yet, i'm got some adsense sponsored links on this page. i would love it if you would go a head and give them a visit. but i guess i should at least say something about Slipknot, it rocks. i really like it. its more like their older stuff, but it has a whole new feel. overall it's very good.

whatever

hey sorry blog readers for not updating last night after work, i did some shit and then went to dan's, where unfortuantly there is no highspeed internet to speak of. i was going to post via my cell phone, but i'm much too lazy for that. you didn't miss much anyway. but whatever. on to today. well i woke up like an hour and a half later than what i wanted to because my stupid fucking phone turned it's self off instead of setting off it's alarm. it does that every once in a while for some retarted reason. it's a real pain in the ass when i actually have to be on time for something. but it's cool, whenever i got here sarah was still sleeping anyway so it's no biggie. drive her was uneventful. but my stupid car seat is still kinda wet because of the rain, so that kinda annoys me. yea so i get her and sarah isn't up, have to call her to come unlock the door. she lets me in, and goes off to take a shower and leaves me here to hurridly? is that a word? update my blogs, and that brings you to the present. idk what we're gonna do today, but i will later once i've done it and i will let you know later!

jul 30

new day. nothing really cool so far. woke up at like 11 and called sarah. she was getting ready for work so we didn't talk at all. she called me back and said she loved me and then she was at work. i went back to sleep until like 12:30. my mom woke me up because my driver side car window was down and it was raining pretty hard. so i went out and rolled up my window. came back downstairs, erich was still asleep and dan was on this laptop. my mom borrowed 10 bucks from me, she was making chili and hamburger helper for lunch. dan headed out, i'll see him later at work. erich stayed for a while, playing dead on arrival on expert and failing horribly. then he left and the food was done. i ate lunch and it was good. i started watching cops and sitting on the couch, bored. i probably did something else that was boring, but now i'm on my computer updating this stupid blog that your reading right now. i have work at 4 so i probably won't update again until i get off.

day over

My day is over. i don't quite remember where i left off with my last post, but I'm guessing it was with me stopping typing in my blog. well after that i think i got in the shower, and then did some stuff. i don't remember. i went to aldi at some point, and bought Infuse, a crappy Gatorade knockoff. but then some interesting stuff happened, while i was watching scrubs i got a phone call from my mom. she said my cousin Nicole had run away and wanted me to track her down. so i called up Dan and told him to meet me at my place. once he got here we went to my aunts house and searched Nicole's room for clues. we didn't find much except for a phone number for this one Austin guy, that lead sucked. so we drove around looking for her and it was boring. we met up with Erich at my house and we all went Austin's house to see if Nicole was there. she wasn't. so we went back to my house. we dropped Erich off and me and Dan went to the fair. like every kid who was there was like 10. it was weird. but we did see marki and Sarah, they're cool. Nicole wasn't there, it was a waste of time. back to my house. me Dan and Erich loaded up the rock band and started playing. after a while we got our lucky break, my cousin called my brother asking for my uncle's number. we checked the number on worldpages and got an address we located with Google earth. all three of us loaded into the car and went off to check the place out. dead end. then i called my uncle. Nicole was at his house. we drove over there, she was gone. she had gone with my other cousin Marie to gerbes. so over to gerbes, as we arrived we saw Marie's van leaving, but with only one occupant. Nicole was getting into a big black truck. we opted to follow this truck. after stealthy following behind it for a while i realized it was aunt in the truck. we had won, the package was secure. back to my house to celebrate with some more rock band. i called Sarah and told her the good news. she didn't really seem to care. but then we started playing and it was cool. then we got hungry and went and got some food. and then i started writing this blog. so now we're back in the present. your welcome

today

Today is the first day that i've started writing in this stupid blog thing. i'm not really sure what i could write that would make me rich automatically so i'm gonna just start off boring. so here's a rundown of my day so far, i was sleeping at like 8 this morning when my girlfriend called, telling me about her car inspection. it failed, busted taillight. total bullshit if you ask me. but yea after that i promptly fell asleep until about 12:45 when my friend kristina called, i didn't answer, but it was enough to wake me up. so i got up out of bed, thinking "shit i need a shower, bad" but i decided i would eat something first, considering i had already slept thought stupid lunch. so i went upstairs, snagged a pop-tart and dropped that bitch in the toaster. i had some extra pulp orange juice with it. (extra pulp orange juice makes a sore throat disappear, trust me) and watched mad tv while eating the poptarts. i get like half way though the second when lo and behold, another call. it's kristina again, sparring me the effort of calling her after i was done eating. she's crying, she just dumped her boyfriend. so i console and her get her to stop crying. i'm good at that kinda shit, lots of practice with girls who "think of me like a brother" lol but whatever, went back downstairs, checked up on twitter, and the usual load of websites

THE 6 WEBSITES AARON CHECKS AT LEAST TWICE EVERYDAY
1. Facebook (would die without)
2. The Superficial (celeb gossip and snarky commentary)
3. Egotastic (same as superfical with more of an emphasis on boobs)
4. Engadget (where i get all my tech news)
5. 360updates.com (xbox 360, never gets more than a quick glance anymore)
6. Evil.com (has to been seen)

After checking that shit, decided to go ahead and load up the blogsphere and get shit rolling. which coincidentally is what i'm doing right now. i would go ahead and blog about the stupid rest of my day, but idk what i'm gonna be doing so i can't really do that without making it up. not that making up shit would bother me, i just don't think whoever reads this is worth the effort! haha

Hello

Hey you have to check out my twitter myspace facebook and livejournal too!
www.twitter.com/sgtarse
sgtarse.livejournal.com
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=806240178
www.myspace.com/aaronisthegod